If you thought beards were good you are hopelessly behind the times, says a “Wall Street Journal” trendpiece.

A newspaper distributed throughout the land—a publication so august and prestigious it is known as the Journal of Wall Street—brings us troubling news of beards: Is the beard trend over? Is The Beard Trend Over? IS THE BEARD TREND OVER?!?!?

Source: Beards Aren’t Cool Anymore | VICE | United States